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Who's looking forward to Disney.? I KNOW I am LOL

Hello :) I was accepted into the Disney College Program for Fall Advantage 2013 and I leave on May 19th, 2013 for a whole year of a magical experience. I have NEVER been to Disney World before, but it has always been a dream of mine. I cried in the middle of class when I got my acceptance email.


BUT, I ‘m currently facing financial difficulties and without help I wont be able to go and I will miss out on this wonderful opportunity. I currently have 2 part-time jobs and I am in school full time. You would think I would have at least a little bit of money to spare.? WRONG. I have been working two jobs in order to help my mom take care of my sick grandmother. My mother is currently trying everything in her power to help me out and I feel bad because she is a older woman taking care of her family and working overtime to help me achieve my dream. I never thought anything of the situation until I got accepted. I spent my last $300 just to be accepted into the program and now I’m working on trying to save up for the next few weeks to get to Disney. I have yet to find a way down to Florida by bus, train, car or plane and most travel is expensive. On top of that it will be 2-3 weeks before I get my first check at Disney.


Normally, I’m not the type of person to ask for any type of donation but this means a great deal to me and its the one thing in life I don’t want to get away from me just because I wasn’t financially able to attend. Anything from $1 to whatever you think is a good amount will help.


IF you would like in return I can draw you a picture, I can make a collage, I can design something for you, or just a simple hand made thank you card just to thank you for your time. I can do this for you if you would like, please just ask.


Thank you all so much for reading. I would be forever grateful for your support.

*UPDATE: As of today I have a way down to florida :D My co-workers at work all pitched in and bought me a plane ticket. I feel so blessed :) Now I just have to sort ALOT of things out.

http://www.gofundme.com/ambernadira

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1 year ago
marrymejasonsegel:

goddessofcheese:

fuckingrecipes:

fangirlstarship:

nerdamongnerds:

sord:

ukidoki:

militaryfit-bombshell:

Super Silky Summer Legs
Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.
Ingredients
1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)
1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)
3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)
1-2 Razors
Mix everything together in a bowl.
Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.
Shave your legs.
Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.
Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.
Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.
Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.
Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!
Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.
I have silky arm pits too!!
Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

i just did this and after about 2 or so months of not shaving this is the most incredible thing i have ever done its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs
i highly suggest this even if you don’t shave use it on your feet or shave your pits or your pubes with it because you will feel like a fucking deity

HOLY SHIT I JUST USED THIS AND???? I FEEL LIKE MY LEGS ARE MADE OF ANGEL WINGS
THIS IS THE BEST THING IF YOU DON’T USE IT YOU’RE CRAZY

I just tried this and it feels so good I want to cry

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS THANK YOU TUMBLR

THIS FUCKING RECIPE IS A WONDERFUL THING. USE IT WHEREVER YOU SHAVE. 
FACE? LEGS? IDK JUST SMUSH IT AGAINST YOUR SKIN AND REJOICE

so I just tried this and
ohmygoddddd

what?! ok no do not put this on your pubes or anywhere close to your vagina unless you want one hell of a yeast infection

marrymejasonsegel:

goddessofcheese:

fuckingrecipes:

fangirlstarship:

nerdamongnerds:

sord:

ukidoki:

militaryfit-bombshell:

Super Silky Summer Legs

Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.

Ingredients

  • 1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)
  • 1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)
  • 3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)
  • 1-2 Razors
  1. Mix everything together in a bowl.
  2. Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.
  3. Shave your legs.
  4. Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.
  5. Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.
  6. Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.
  7. Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.
  8. Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!

Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.

I have silky arm pits too!!

Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

i just did this and after about 2 or so months of not shaving this is the most incredible thing i have ever done its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs

i highly suggest this even if you don’t shave use it on your feet or shave your pits or your pubes with it because you will feel like a fucking deity

HOLY SHIT I JUST USED THIS AND???? I FEEL LIKE MY LEGS ARE MADE OF ANGEL WINGS

THIS IS THE BEST THING IF YOU DON’T USE IT YOU’RE CRAZY

I just tried this and it feels so good I want to cry

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS THANK YOU TUMBLR

THIS FUCKING RECIPE IS A WONDERFUL THING. USE IT WHEREVER YOU SHAVE. 

FACE? LEGS? IDK JUST SMUSH IT AGAINST YOUR SKIN AND REJOICE

so I just tried this and

ohmygoddddd

what?! ok no do not put this on your pubes or anywhere close to your vagina unless you want one hell of a yeast infection

(via lunavulpini)

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Posted
1 year ago
Wafflez N Boobz: Hello :) I was accepted into the Disney College Program for Fall... →

ambernadira:

Hello :) I was accepted into the Disney College Program for Fall Advantage 2013 and I leave on May 19th, 2013 for a whole year of a magical experience. I have NEVER been to Disney World before, but it has always been a dream of mine. I cried in the middle of class when I got my acceptance email.


BUT, I ‘m currently facing financial difficulties and without help I wont be able to go and I will miss out on this wonderful opportunity. I currently have 2 part-time jobs and I am in school full time. You would think I would have at least a little bit of money to spare.? WRONG. I have been working two jobs in order to help my mom take care of my sick grandmother. My mother is currently trying everything in her power to help me out and I feel bad because she is a older woman taking care of her family and working overtime to help me achieve my dream. I never thought anything of the situation until I got accepted. I spent my last $300 just to be accepted into the program and now I’m working on trying to save up for the next few weeks to get to Disney. I have yet to find a way down to Florida by bus, train, car or plane and most travel is expensive. On top of that it will be 2-3 weeks before I get my first check at Disney.


Normally, I’m not the type of person to ask for any type of donation but this means a great deal to me and its the one thing in life I don’t want to get away from me just because I wasn’t financially able to attend. Anything from $1 to whatever you think is a good amount will help.


IF you would like in return I can draw you a picture, I can make a collage, I can design something for you, or just a simple hand made thank you card just to thank you for your time. I can do this for you if you would like, please just ask.


Thank you all so much for reading. I would be forever grateful for your support.

http://www.gofundme.com/ambernadira

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Posted
1 year ago
Celebrities as Real Life Disney Characters! →

I swear they are perfect doppelgangers for their respective characters! Especially Russel Brand

Gallery

mY GOD MY HEART IS GOING TO BURST FROM ALL THIS PERFECTION #11 pls make it happen

Fuck #11. #10 is the perfectestesttest.

Vanessa Hudgens as Sleeping Beauty? Yes, please.

omg

(via e-rocki)

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1 year ago
DisneyLens: Of all the shifts I had at Disney, my 5 a.m. closings were the worst.... →

disneylens:

Of all the shifts I had at Disney, my 5 a.m. closings were the worst.  Most Cast Members in Magic Kingdom label nights when the park is open late as Extra Tragic Hours, and for good reason—by about 1 a.m., you can steadily feel your sanity slipping away.  You feel like one of those dolls on It’s a Small World:  going through the motions, and blinking every five seconds to keep your eyes open.

On one such night, I really lost my mind.  I’d already been working for ten hours, and I still had another two and half to go.  The park was busy, especially for 2:30 in the morning during the off-season, and I’d had just about enough of answering, “Where’s the bathroom?” and trying to keep up with the plush displays.

One of my co-workers found me during my sixth attempt at fixing the Plush Wall.  Some kid had just knocked the entire middle three rows to the ground, and my patience was beyond spent.  Hauling me to my feet, this Cast Member started me walking, laughing at my livid expression.

“You look like you could use a break,” he said with a grin.  “Come with me, I have an idea.”

This kid and I were pretty bad at goofing off together, and I knew that whatever he had in mind was going to be fun.  Gathering up my skirts, I skipped after him toward the Men’s and Women’s Apparel section, down by Casey’s Corner.  We waved at people as we went by, but didn’t stop for anything.  Winding our way through the crowds, we exited out onto Main Street and took our places in the center. 

“Look up there,” he instructed me under his breath, pointing to the roof on the West side of the street.  “And whatever you don’t, don’t talk, or acknowledge anyone.  Just keep staring.”

A touch confused, I nodded, curled my arm in his, and together we looked up to the roof.  It took a grand total of two minutes for someone to stop in front of us and ask a question.  We ignored them.  They walked away.

Five seconds later, a second group came up, begging to know how to get to Pirates of the Caribbean.  Again, we stayed silent and still.  That group walked away in annoyance.

A third group approached.  Then a fourth.  A fifth.  More and more people circled around us, drawn in by the crowd we had amassed.  They were all looking to the roof, trying desperately to figure out what exactly we were watching and why.  Some grew disappointed and left right away, others stayed on for ten or so minutes, scrunching their eyes up and scratching their heads.

Meanwhile, my Co-Worker and I were holding back laughter.  At one point, our eyes met and we both had to slide them away before we lost it and broke our trance.

After a half hour, we had probably 2/3 of the park’s Guests drawn around us, looking to the black sky for no apparent reason.  We both knew we should have gone back inside long ago, but the temptation to continue on with our stunt and the complete and utter ridiculousness of park guests’ attention spans was too good to pass up.  It was only when he gave my arm a little squeeze and met my eyes a second time that I knew we had overstayed our welcome. 

“Follow me and don’t say anything,” he whispered so low, only I could hear him.  I gave the smallest nod of my head, and together we slipped through the mass, heading straight for the Emporium door.  As we did so, the world came alive again.  Against our re-treating backs, voices rang out.

“Wait a minute, what just happened?”

“OMG, I THOUGHT THEY WERE ANIMATRONIC.”

“Where are they going?”

“What was on the roof?”

We kept an even pace until we slid through the doors, then both of us broke into a run for the stockroom, laughing way too loudly for how late it was.  We collapsed into a pile on the floor, and when the other Cast Members asked why we were so happy, all we did was shake our heads.

(Source: )

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Posted
1 year ago
blooday-anchors:

wisc0nsin:

mountain-dew-me:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

i-like-pigeons:

A guide dog meeting Pluto at Disneyland.


;_;
I AM CRYING BECAUSE OF CUTE

oh my god omg omg omg i cant omg whatfajsklfjslkfjlsdkfjlskf

AW<333

fghbszjdhjahsasdfghhjkl.

blooday-anchors:

wisc0nsin:

mountain-dew-me:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

i-like-pigeons:

A guide dog meeting Pluto at Disneyland.

image

;_;

I AM CRYING BECAUSE OF CUTE

oh my god omg omg omg i cant omg whatfajsklfjslkfjlsdkfjlskf

AW<333

fghbszjdhjahsasdfghhjkl.

(Source: aboulic, via screwtheworldiwantcheese)

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Posted
1 year ago
Wafflez N Boobz: Disney World Dream →

ambernadira:

Hello :) I was accepted into the Disney College Program for Fall Advantage 2013 and I leave on May 19th, 2013 for a whole year of a magical experience. I have NEVER been to Disney World before, but it has always been a dream of mine. I cried in the middle of class when I got my acceptance email.


BUT, I ‘m currently facing financial difficulties and without help I wont be able to go and I will miss out on this wonderful opportunity. I currently have 2 part-time jobs and I am in school full time. You would think I would have at least a little bit of money to spare.? WRONG. I have been working two jobs in order to help my mom take care of my sick grandmother. My mother is currently trying everything in her power to help me out and I feel bad because she is a older woman taking care of her family and working overtime to help me achieve my dream. I never thought anything of the situation until I got accepted. I spent my last $300 just to be accepted into the program and now I’m working on trying to save up for the next few weeks to get to Disney. I have yet to find a way down to Florida by bus, train, car or plane and most travel is expensive. On top of that it will be 2-3 weeks before I get my first check at Disney.


Normally, I’m not the type of person to ask for any type of donation but this means a great deal to me and its the one thing in life I don’t want to get away from me just because I wasn’t financially able to attend. Anything from $1 to whatever you think is a good amount will help.


IF you would like in return I can draw you a picture, I can make a collage, I can design something for you, or just a simple hand made thank you card just to thank you for your time. I can do this for you if you would like, please just ask.


Thank you all so much for reading. I would be forever grateful for your support.

 

http://www.gofundme.com/ambernadira

(via ambernadira)

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1 year ago
yggsassil:

mail-man:

Wait a second. I’ve seen this gif plenty of times before, but I just realised that the picture on the back wall is pole dancing loki holy shit.

holy shIT

yggsassil:

mail-man:

Wait a second. I’ve seen this gif plenty of times before, but I just realised that the picture on the back wall is pole dancing loki holy shit.

holy shIT

(Source: hulkling, via marilyntendencies)

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1 year ago